I stopped following attractive people.
They take too many pictures.
Today is a gracious day that will be remembered annually by copious feasting and lavish formalities, devoid of any camwhores and filled with only peace and love in all of tumblrdom. Rejoice all, and be merry!
thanks for the follow!! :D
You should thank Denzel
He is very good at sex
Five syllable line
Pikaswag or Swaggachu, whichever floatzel your boat…zel?
Things Canada is good for
Things America is good for
- the statue of liberty
- the 4th of july
- inventing democracy
hamburgers, the statue of liberty, and pizza aren’t even from america…
weren’t created here anyway.
I suspect this Hindouche guy isn’t serious… Everyone knows that Ancient Greece gets credit for Democracy, France gets credit for the Statue of Liberty, and Freedom itself is credited to either God, David Hume (Scottish), or does not exist (depending on your philosophical perspective). The first car races were also of French origin (the term Grand Prix isn’t English, durr). Every country has an independence day of some sort, typically celebrated with fireworks, and America was not the first country to gain independence. Pizza is Italian, and Hamburgers are German. Canada has better health care, nobody is planning on attacking them or killing their citizens any time soon, and they have a more competative Hockey community. They also have mooses.
My perfect Pokemon game
- Pokemon follow you like in Yellow/HG/SS
- has the option to have more than one save file
- customizable protagonist
- includes all regions.
- includes all legendaries (and all are catchable)
- no more fucking Gamestop events (JUST DO WIFI EVENTS PLEASE KTHANKS)
- longer storyline with shit to do after you beat the Elite Four twice.
-own land and a house where you can grow berries and such.
-upgrade your house and add furniture that can be judged. They can be represented by leaves while in your bag.
-You should be able to date characters in game and get married by exchanging a blue feather.
-evolve the old pokemon that are super weak so that they are competative viable.
-Pokemon in the storage system actually are sent to a daycare like environment so you can breed without having to revisit the same route/location.
-Fully 3D environment. When you use HM Fly, you can actually steer your pokemon.
-Option to join Team Rocket (or whatever they are called in that game).
-There is actually blood shed in battle, and battle damage can leave scars if not promptly healed.
-More than four moves and more than one ability depending on the Pokemon, their stats, or whatever method.
-Equip armor and weapons to fight Pokemon on your own in deadly combat.
-Travel through time (the more time paradoxes the better).
-There are no required HMs, or any particular order by which the gyms must be challenged due to constraints on mobility. The entire area is explorable and non-linear from the beginning.
-Turn based battles are boring. Change that.
-Storyline that can not be described as “beat gym leader X, raid team Y’s base, defeat Elite Four, challenge rival Z.”
-More strippers, both male and female. You can donate Pokebucks for them take it off.
-No more unitelligible nonsense when trainers accept/request challenges. I don’t care if they really like wearing shorts or riding their bikes.
-More cats. Lots more.